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Occasionally, I write fanfic. You can check out my author pages on AO3 or A Teaspoon and an Open Mind (for Doctor Who fic). Here's the complete list, organized by fandom, then series, then chronologically (oldest to most recent).
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Second, here's a fannish meme via ladymercury_10. Comment with a letter or a couple of letters and I'll answer:
A - Ships that you currently like a lot. Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
B - A pairing—platonic, romantic or sexual—that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?
G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?
H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?
I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr.
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves.
M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
N - Name three things you wish you saw more of in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom.
Q - A fandom you’ve abandoned and why.
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon.
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
V - Which character do you relate to most?
W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.
Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?
Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)
[The Abominable Spoilers]-When Dr. Hooper came onscreen, I squeed out loud at such a volume and high pitch that it scared the cat. Molly in drag!!! She's running the morgue, being addressed as doctor, and bossing around Anderson! I am so glad I wasn't spoiled about how Molly figured in to the Victorian setting. That was a moment of joy (and sexy) I was not expecting. I'm not entirely sure I buy Holmes never picking up that Dr. Hooper is a woman in disguise. I wonder if he noticed it upon first meeting her, decided that she was very competent in her job and thus there was no reason to expose her or let their professional relationship get weird, and so he just deleted the information.
-Mary was such an excellent BAMF in this episode! It's like they wrote most of her scenes JUST FOR ME. Victorian!Mary worked as a secret agent for Mycroft on behalf on England. Mycroft calls her Watson, because Holmes brothers work best with a Watson around. Modern!Mary snarking about MI-5's lack of security was marvelous. I loved how obvious it was that Sherlock really likes Mary. He recognized her under the mourning disguise before John did, and when he and Watson showed up as her backup in tracking down the cult he said something like "For you, Mary? Any time." I don't remember the exact line, just the degree of happiness it caused in me. And if the Victorian setting is a mind palace exercise/drug-induced dream of modern!Sherlock, then we can surmise that he sees her as working unequivocally on behalf of good, albeit in a secretive way. Take that, anti-Mary folks who have doubted whether Sherlock's willingness to forgive Mary in HLV was genuine. Also, how cute is it that Holmes refers to her impish sense of humor? Very cute.
-Mrs. Hudson's literary criticism by pointed silence was delightful meta. Mrs. Hudson in general was excellent. Also, her conversation with Mary gave this ep a Bechdel test pass. (The secret society scene had a ton of women, but I think they mostly just talked to Holmes and Watson.)
-I lied about there being no particular order to my thoughts. I am talking about the female characters first, because they are clearly my priorities.
-Speaking of ladies, I was less fond of the resolution of the case (in one level of the Inception-esque trip that was the latter part of this episode) with the secret society of women. It felt like Moffat way too pointedly trying to address the criticism of his writing of women but being super obnoxious about it. All these women may be on the right side of history, but they're also a murderous, melodramatic cult of Furies that takes some of its trappings from the KKK. Geez, Moff, tell us how you really feel. *eyeroll* As I said in my earlier bullet points, the treatment of the individual recurring female characters was great, but the conspiracy of women was not my favorite.
-Perhaps my least favorite thing was the fat-phobia in how the show treated Victorian!Mycroft. I get that Mycroft is fat in ACD's stories. They could have stayed close to canon by simply putting Gatiss in a fat suit without making such a big deal about him being gross and close to death and constantly eating. Or they could have had the slender Mycroft we're used to but throw in some line about how Mycroft insisted that John disguise his appearance in the write-ups of the cases so nobody would give him the obnoxious attention they gave Sherlock. The way they chose was just obnoxious.
-I had been hoping for a frame story in the present to give meaning to the sudden shift to Victorian times. Apparently I should be careful what I wish for. I will have to watch the episode again before I fully make up my mind about it, but my initial reaction is that it was too much drug-addled dream-within-a-dream stuff. I am okay with ambiguity about whether the Victorian or 21st century Holmes is the "real" one, but I ended the episode confused about what happened in both time frames, especially the present. Did Sherlock end up deciding that Moriarty was definitely dead or is there still ambiguity? Are we supposed to accept the secret society of avenging women as the real explanation for the historical case Sherlock was pondering, or is that just a product of his penchant for meladrama?
-And where did Sherlock get drugs to take before the plane to exile anyway? I thought he'd been in prison since shooting Magnussen. I did enjoy the Holmes brother feels about Mycroft taking care of junkie Sherlock.
-I did like all the meta commentary and focus on Watson as storyteller. Also, apparently when Sherlock is upset on the plane he read John's blog about them meeting. Right in the feels!
-Andrew Scott is soooo fantastically creepy as Moriarty. On the one hand I shudder every time he appears on screen, but on the other hand I really enjoyed seeing the Victorian versions of him and Sherlock having their confrontations.
-I really loved the scene where Victorian!Holmes was manipulating the floating newspapers articles as a mind palace exercise. It was visually beautiful and a nice analogue to the more computer-esque mind palace visuals in Hound.
-That conversation where Watson talked to Holmes about how he ought to marry was so sad. Watson, you fool, he doesn't want to marry a woman, or even The Woman. He wants to marry you and Mary. Failing that just you, or just his work.
Overall I will have to watch again to reach a final verdict on whether the plot towards the end was merely unecessarily hard to follow (but pretty good if you get it) or a Total Mess That Thinks It's Clever But Isn't. Other than that, however, I enjoyed this episode a great deal.
- Current Mood:overwhelmed
Overall, I think this season has been tremendously good, easily the best since series 5 and perhaps the best since Moffat took over as showrunner. Not every episode has been perfect, but there have been more really strong ones than weakish ones and none at all I want to bury in a hole and never dig up. I've enjoyed the format of having almost entirely two-parters. It allowed deeper development of supporting characters, more worldbuilding, and richer stories. Peter Capaldi is outstanding as the Doctor, and I feel like the writers have a much better handle on his Doctor this series than last. Clara is still probably my least favorite main New Who companion in terms of who I identify with or want to travel beside, but I think her character arc in S9 was fascinating, and I think Jenna Coleman is wonderful in the role.
[Sleep No More]Sleep No More
Disappointing. I really like that they tried something different with the found footage concept, and the atmosphere was effectively creepy. However the monsters were SO nonsensical (carnivorous sleep dust monsters?? really???) and not terribly well executed, and the plot just didn't make a ton of sense. I did like that most all of the guest cast were POC, but sadly the script didn't give the actors enough character development to work with. There were some interesting worldbuilding elements, but those bits of interest and the cool episode title (from Macbeth) just felt wasted on the weak and weird (in a bad way) plot. I often like Mark Gatiss as a Doctor Who writer, but this was one of the weaker points in the season.
[Face the Raven]Face the Raven
The Doctor and Clara investigate a murder in Diagon Alley For Aliens and run into
But I'm avoiding the most significant parts of the episode. Clara died, two episodes before I expected her exit. It was surprising and upsetting. It wasn't even a death saving the world, but an attempt to save one person that turned out to be a mistake based on acting without full information. It could have felt pointless and anger-inducing. However, Clara's risktaking all season, her cleverness, and occasional sneakiness made this death feel like a natural possibility based on her character, and her courage in the face of doom and her insistence on reminding the Doctor to be his best self and avoid revenge made her death feel worthy of a long-serving companion. Then the Doctor got kidnapped by teleport, and basically everything is awful.
I would like to point out that Lady Me edited the memories of humans using retcon, a drug developed by Torchwood. This suggests that she followed the Doctor's suggestion to look up Captain Jack Harkness. What happened when the two immortals met? Is there fanfic????
[Heaven Sent]Heaven Sent
This episode was really damn good. It works because Peter Capaldi is such a strong actor that his performance can carry the show alone. The episode is a carefully crafted puzzle-box (literally) that pulled me in to the Doctor's dread, confusion, frustration, and anger. (I haven't generally been a fan of Moffat as DW showrunner, but when he's in good form he can be one hell of a good scriptwriter, and this was a top notch script.) The monster wasn't all that scary in itself, but Capaldi's reactions were enough to make me willing to accept it as a threat. I'd guessed from the moment we saw the injured hand operating the teleport at the start that the hand likely belonged to the Doctor, but I'd assumed he was caught in a time loop and would get out through some clever timey-wimeyness. The revelation of what was really going on shocked and horrified me, as it was intended to, and I never would have predicted until the montage of deep time passing that the Doctor would literally punch his way out of a problem.
It was a small moment, but the one thing I strongly disliked about this episode was the Doctor confessing that he ran away from Gallifrey because he was scared. That is fundamentally different from the way I see the Doctor and the previously established canon, and it's not a change I like. I believe the Doctor is genuinely scared of dying, but I think his deepest motivation for leaving Gallifrey and becoming what he is, underneath all the sadness of what he's lost over the centuries, more central to his hearts than his fear of death, deeper even than the desire to help others, is restlessness at routine expectations and joy in exploring the unknown. The TARDIS stole him because she wanted to see the universe, and he stole her for the same reason. To suggest otherwise makes the whole show darker and smaller. So that was a frustrating moment, but everything else was darkly excellent.
[Hell Bent]Hell Bent
I have profoundly mixed feelings about this episode. There were parts that made me transcendentally happy and parts that made me want to grumble or even shout.
I didn't much like the earlier parts of the episode focusing on Time Lord politics, their reactions to having the Doctor back, or their prophecies about the Hybrid. I've written before that I thought undoing the Time War's destruction of Gallifrey was a bad storytelling decision, and one of the many reasons for that opinion is that the Time Lords on Gallifrey just aren't that interesting IMHO. Sadly, this episode supported my point. I don't care about the Doctor angrily eating soup outside that stupid recurring barn. I don't understand how the Time Lords are hiding out near the end of time but also apparently were communicating with 21st century earth in order to entrap the Doctor (wouldn't TARDIS-ing back and forth alert the Doctor and whoever else they're avoiding to Gallifrey's location?), but I don't really care to try to figure it out. The whole scene in the cloisters did not come across as mysterious or dangerous. One part I did like about the sojourn on Gallifrey was that we had a Time Lord regenerating onscreen change gender and race. Nice to have something else to wave in the face of those who think the Doctor should always be a white dude.
The plot between Clara and the Doctor, on the other hand, was fascinating. Given the fact that they'd killed Clara off with two episodes to go, I wasn't entirely surprised that the show found an excuse to bring her back onscreen. The Doctor strays very close to Time Lord Victorious territory in his refusal to accept Clara's death, and as worrisome as that always is to see I think it was very believable for how he would respond. I found all the Time Lord's nonsense about a Hybrid prophecy to be pretty annoying, though I did enjoy some of the argument between the Doctor and Lady Me about who was meant by it. (I simultaneously laughed and shouted at the screen when I realized they were going to throw the "Doctor is half human" notion, among the most mocked parts of the highly mockable TV movie, into the mix.) I'm not clear from just one watching whether we got a final answer about whether they Hybrid is Lady Me, the Doctor, or the combination of the Doctor and Clara, but whatever. I was pleased to unexpectedly run into Lady Me at the end of time, though I am somewhat dubious of the ability of someone who can be killed by sufficient injury to actually survive all those billions of years on the slow path. Also, were the Toclafane hanging around outside her lair there at the end of time?
I was SO ANGRY when it looked like we were going to have a repeat of Donna's Unconsenting Memory Wipe exit from the TARDIS. From a Watsonian perspective, I don't think the Doctor has ever done anything that made me angrier than stealing Donna's memories while she begged him not to. From a Doylist perspective, I am semi-okay with RTD's decision to write that because it was part of a larger arc of the Doctor going too far in imposing his will, an arc that was paid off in The Waters of Mars, but we didn't need to go all the way down that road again. This time, I was overjoyed that Clara put into words why that stealing of agency, even to save her life, was a problem. Man, sometimes Moffat's tendency to undo (literally or symbolically) the things he didn't like about RTD's era really rubs me the wrong way (see previously link about why Gallifrey should have stayed gone), but this one time it pleased me so much. Also, this feels like for once the Moff actually paid attention to some of the things that people have criticized about his past writing of women and did better. I am pleasantly shocked. But why can't they go and FIX THE ACTUAL DONNA NOBLE instead of merely redoing that situation with someone different and a different outcome? :`(
I don't really understand why the Doctor forgetting Clara does anything to heal the damage to time caused by her walking around when she should be dead (does it? or is she just gradually splintering the time stream by refusing to go face the raven yet?), and the diner frame story annoyed me a little bit because the Doctor seeking after a person whose personal details he can't remember puts Clara back a little bit in Impossible Girl quest object territory. However, while he might be viewing her as a quest, she is clearly allowed to have her own agenda. Undead Clara and Immortal
Maybe they can track down Donna based on the Doctor's reference to having had to wipe a friend's memory before, figure out a way to restore her memory (surely Me has been around long enough to know some telepaths who can help), and travel with her on their TARDIS. Yes, that could work nicely.
[Husbands of River Song]Husbands of River Song
Partway through this episode my dad asked me how I was feeling about it. I told him that it was a tale full of sound and silliness, signifying nothing. I did think it improved near the end, from River's rant about how the Doctor didn't come for her onwards. The scene at the restaurant was well done. However, while I felt that this episode handled River a fair amount better than the majority of her stories, my feelings for her overall character arc remain somewhere between indifference and actual annoyance, and the plot with the head-stealing cyborg thing was just a lot of nonsense, and not even especially entertaining nonsense. I did enjoy the Doctor's irritation at River's inability to recognize him. I didn't hate this episode, but it gets a yawn and slight eyeroll.
I've just realized that if we're getting a new companion next series and there hasn't been casting news yet, it's going to be a LONG time until more Doctor Who. That hiatus will weigh on me, since I'm feeling more engaged with the show than I have in years.
- Current Mood: geeky
Events like this bring out the best in people as well as the worst. Parisians on twitter created a hashtag to offer to open up their homes to strangers who needed a place to get inside. The hospitals issued a call for blood donations, and as morning arrives in Paris people are queing up to donate and crashing the blood donation service's website with the sheer numbers who are trying to find out how to best give of themselves. I'm sure as more survivors' stories are told we will hear many tales of people risking or giving their lives to protect others.
But on the flip side, incidents like this have the potential to bring out cruelty in the responses, as if the evil of the attacks wasn't already enough. If policy-makers restrict rights excessively in pursuit of unachievable security and if people take out their anger at the extremists on peaceful Muslims, then the terrorists win. Terrorists want fear. They want to ignite a holy war. We can vanquish them only by keeping our society open and free and by living our lives in a spirit of love, peace, and multiculturalism.
I've been to Paris once, back in 2006. I was visiting a college friend who was attending theatre school there. In many ways Paris was exactly what I'd hoped and expected to see. Art, museums, and historical monuments were everywhere. People carried bags of baguettes through the street. A mime juggled on the subway. My friend took me to parties with her friends, an international mix of Bohemian artist-types. (One of them looked uncannily like Johnny Depp; when he greeted me with a double cheek kiss I was rather glad that my inability to speak French gave an excuse for making a garbled response, because I was dazzled enough that I don't think I could have managed full sentences in English right then.) One day we had to reroute ourselves around a protest march of some sort. It was beautiful and sophisticated and lively and all that a city should be. There were only two things that really surprised me about Paris: (1) here in the US, Parisians have a reputation for being super rude, but this was not my experience at all. People in Paris (including strangers on the street, not just friends of my friend) were no ruder to me than people in any other large city. Given how little I spoke of the language most were remarkably patient and welcoming. (2) I knew that Paris was a multicultural city these days, but I was still a bit surprised by just how much of a rainbow of humanity lives there. It looked at least as diverse as New York. I liked it.
I hope that despite the death and horror the people of Paris can hold on to their kindness and multiculturalism. I hold in light the people of Paris and all those whose lives were touched by this tragedy. I pray that the carnage stops here.
Having just re-watched CATWS, I am once more awash in feelings. All I really want to do is read fic. Alas, I have an early start and a punishingly long work day tomorrow, so I need to go to bed.
Rectober aims to have people posting recs for all sorts of fanworks during the month of October. I love sharing the delight of my favorite fanworks with friends and hopefully sending some loving feedback to the creators. I hope some of y'all will join in, because I'd love to see what you recommend.
If you participate, you get to choose how much you want to post. Some people are setting daily posting goals, while others are only committing to two posts the whole month. For myself, I'm setting a goal of seven rec posts over the month of October. That's about twice a week with one built-in skip. I may try for more if the posts go quickly, but seven seems like about the maximum that I can reasonably promise.
I'm probably going to do themed rec posts with a mix of fic and vids. I'm still trying to work out what those themes will be, but some candidates include:
-This Broke Me Into Tiny Pieces, Please Share My Pain
-Golden Oldies (fics/vids more than 4-5 years old...obviously fandom goes back much farther than that, but since I started bookmarking fic in 2007 this is a good cut-off)
-Three (or More) Cheers for Poly Ships
-Avoid Beverages Or Risk Keyboard Destruction (crack/humor/general silliness)
-Long Reads Worth the Time Investment
-Fanworks Other Than Fic and Vids (meta, fan art, crafts, fanmixes, etc.)
-Awesome Ladies Being Awesome (focus on one or more female characters saving the day...this may have too much overlap with what I'd rec for everything else)
-Fairy Tales & Fantasy
-Crossovers of Great Win
-This Doesn't Fit My Other Categories But It's Too Awesome To Ignore
Obviously this is more than seven categories, so I'm either going to whittle it down, make some rec posts include one or more categories, or just make more posts. Feel free to comment if there are some of these categories you're especially interested in seeing or if you want to suggest others.
I hope some of you will join me in making LJ lively with the celebration of fannish creativity this month! Click the banner if you want to officially sign up.
Meanwhile, the good news is that Doctor Who is getting a spin-off. The bad news is that this spin-off is NOT about Madame Vastra and Jenny as Victorian interspecies lesbians who fight crime accompanied by sidekick Strax and a pack of plucky street urchins. It's also not flashback/prequel Doctor Who starring Paul McGann. It's not a revitalization of Torchwood, or any other form of spin-off that fans have been asking for. Instead, the spin-off is about teens at Coal Hill School dealing with aliens/monsters, with no mention of characters from previous shows appearing. I will certainly give it a try, but this just feels like a missed opportunity.
- Current Mood: excited
While over there, I accidentally a Bad Wolf Rose ficlet. (Predictable, I know. I am a one-and-a-half trick pony regarding fanfic.) It's rather darker than my usual take on the Bad Wolf theme, and also unbeta-ed and written in second person, so enter at your own risk. But hey, I wrote something!
Second, I watched the Doctor Who S9 opener, "The Magician's Apprentice" and actually liked it a good deal. The opener was marvelously creepy. While it had a lot going on, it lacked the "throw everything in the pot whether it goes together or not" quality of some of Moffat's episodes.
[mildly spoilery thoughts within]
- Current Music:First Aid Kit, "Stay Gold"
Choose fifteen characters. Then put your playlist on shuffle. Your first song with lyrics is your first character, and so on. For each song, choose lyrics that resonate with the corresponding character.
Last time some of the matches were pretty hilariously bad, while one or two were spot on. Let's see how many novelty songs or environmentalist protest songs we get this time!
1. Steve Rogers (MCU)
2. Mary Morstan (BBC Sherlock)
3. The Doctor (Doctor Who)
4. Alec Hardison (Leverage)
5. Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel comics)
6. Peggy Carter (Agent Carter/MCU)
7. Martha Jones (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
8. October "Toby" Daye (Seanan McGuire's October Daye novels)
9. Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
10. Doreen Green (Unbeatable Squirrel Girl comics)
11. Melinda May (Agents of SHIELD)
12. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
13. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
14. Molly Hooper (Sherlock)
15. Mr. Spock (Star Trek, I may do either TOS or AOS movies depending on the song)
Now for the songs.
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So now I am kneeling on the floor to type at the desk while Noodles sleeps on the chair. It is the only logical solution.
Meanwhile, I have some fanvid recs to share! First, stop what you're doing and watch this Agent Carter/Captain America vid right now:
I love this SO MUCH. Here are Peggy and Steve, losing each other but getting on with their lives and being amazing and badass. That's what the other would have wanted, after all. The song choice is perfect and the editing is great, with so many wonderful character parallels. (I think my favorite may be when Peggy is balanced on the ledge on the outside of the building, being very careful not to fall, and then the vid cuts to Steve just throwing himself through a window way too many stories up, because he has
Next, here is an excellent multi-era Doctor Who vid focusing on the companions, especially those whose lives we know about after leaving the Doctor or in between adventures with him.
It's so much fun, and I love the focus on the companions' lives not at all ending when they're not with the Doctor. Also, the section with the Brig and his "getting real tired of your shit, Doctor" expression is great. Here's the vid post on LJ.
Update: Noodles left the desk chair, so I claimed it back for myself. She returned and briefly attempted to sit in my lap before rapidly deciding that she agreed with my rule that until it cools down there can be only one warm-blooded organism per piece of furniture. Now I'm still in the chair and she's on the bed. Everyone is content.
Give me a character and I'll tell you:
1: sexuality headcanon
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
6: favorite line from this character
7: one way in which I relate to this character
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
Fandoms you might want to ask about include Marvel Cinematic Universe (including tv), Doctor Who/Torchwood, Sherlock, Leverage, Whedonverse tv, Star Trek (TOS/AOS), Sleepy Hollow, or whatever other fandoms you've seen me talk about around here.
(Note that I am posting this and then going to bed, so don't expect a prompt answer.)
First, a fic rec! I loved the Leverage/Marvel Cinematic Universe crossover Nerds of the Earth, Take Note! by Betty and Emeraldwoman. SHIELD needs some hacking done by someone outside not connected to their organization, so they kidnap Hardison and get him to do it. Features some high quality banter (Hardison and Tony Stark conversing is a thing of beauty), Coulson getting all the credit, a rogue AI, lots of orange soda, and answers to the questions you might have about what might happen if the Leverage gang and SHIELD went up against each other. No particular spoilers for either universe. Written back in 2010, so has been jossed by more recent canon, but not in an especially distracting way.
Next, for those who like judging other people by the contents of their bookshelves (I certainly do!), I took pictures of my bookshelves for a meme over on tumblr.
From the realm of cool news, scientists have discovered a beautifully preserved fossil of an ancestral snake with four legs!
Finally, here is a video of actor Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries, Lost) holding a rehabbed pelican prior to its release. I saw a photo of this occasion someone had brought into the wildlife rehabilitation center where I volunteer. I hope your day will also be improved by footage of an attractive man holding a pelican! Some further information about pelican holding (disclaimer that I am a fairly casual wildlife rehab volunteer, so errors are possible):
-If you hold a pelican that has only recently come in from the wild, you are probably going to get feather lice running up your arms since many pelicans have nasty infestations of them. Feather lice don’t bite mammals, but they feel and look super creepy. The pelican in this video is almost ready for release, so it may have been treated with anti-parasitics to get rid of the feather lice.
-Unlike most birds, pelicans need to be able to breathe through their beaks, so if you hold their beaks closed you choke them. You need to hold on to the bill so it doesn’t gouge someone’s eye out but keep a finger in between the jaws so it can breathe, as Ian is demonstrating here.
-During handling, keeping a sheet or towel over them when possible keeps them calmer and more under control.
-Keeping control of both of a pelican’s wings and the beak and preferably the feet too often feels like it requires several more arms than the average human possesses. Those things are friggin’ huge.
-If a pelican needs to be given medicine or force-fed, you have to stick your arm WAY DEEP into the pouch to squirt the meds/meal replacement down the bird’s throat. The inside of a pelican’s pouch and throat is covered with thick goop known among wildlife rehabbers as “peli-cheese.” That stuff is rather hard to scrub off your skin. Working with wildlife: so glamorous!-If you or someone you know goes fishing in an area where there are pelicans, please make sure to never feed fish waste to the local pelicans. (Really don't feed your fish waste to any local wildlife, but pelicans seem especially prone to getting into trouble from it.) They develop the habit of hanging around fish cleaning stations instead of foraging for themselves, and often end up either getting coated in fish oil that wrecks their feathers (requiring washing much as if they got contaminated in an oil spill) or trying to eat a partial fish carcass with bones or spines sticking out that can get stuck in the pouch or rip up their throat.
(Here it is on AO3 if you want to comment to the vidder.)
This is the most patriotic thing I've ever seen. America, fuck yeah! ;)
Alternatively, I suppose you could stick to celebrating the actual history of how America's founding fathers
Ah, 1776. How fortunate that some clerk made note of the actual melodies sung during debate in the Continental Congress so this historically accurate reenactment could be made.
- Current Location:Certainly not a colonial territory of Great Britain
- Current Music:somebody ooooopen up a window!
- Current Mood: thoughtful